Dreamt that parliament was held in a giant tree. Like where the wookies live. And I was talking to Ed Miliband and then we went on a Labour riot thing and then David Cameron made out with Cleggy. It was weird. I think there was a unicorn at some point too.
I remember that I was Harry Potter and the big fight scene in Deathly Hallows was about to happen, except we were in an office block. And loads of people were arriving by bus and we were all waiting on voldemort. And when the actual fight started it was really scary because I could only remember a few spells.
A man turned up at our door with a knife and my Grandma answered and he was asking for £900. I say asking - I mean he’d kill us if we didn’t. And then Grandma called him a little mouse and he got really offended, and we just ended up chatting to him whilst trying to find the money.
And in another bit, we were floating hundreds of metres off the ground and then we fell onto the roof of a house on a beach. And then there was a dragon.
A lot happened that I can’t really remember but I had a hose fight with BMTH and there was a creepy mansion that we had to free people from, and at one point I was in the TARDIS with the Doctor and some victorian people but the Doctor had a Scottish accent and his hair was very unkempt.
I had a pet monkey. Well it was like a cross between a monkey and a mouse and a rabbit and it was really cute and I fed it rice. And we moved to Kent. And I got drunk.
It was someone’s birthday so we were having a massive party at school and the queen was there and she ate loads of cake and me and Callum didn’t really get any because she ate most of it.
I might have dreamt this because it’s Kate’s birthday and it’s also the Queen’s birthday in New Zealand or somewhere.
I dreamt that Joe moved house to down south and everything in his house was purple. And then I was cleaning out a barn and I got a massive creme egg as a reward. And then we were basically creating this village place, and we’d built it all on stilts so that when the flood came we wouldn’t get washed away. And everyone from Lost was there. But then weird stuff started to happen, cus something from the water made Sawyer’s eyes go all red and he was covered in leeches. And then loads of kestrel type things were rising out the water and breaking through our bamboo flooring and killing people. So I tried to get everyone in the barn because it had wooden floors, but they were still flying through the gaps in the Walls and you’d have to catch them and pull their heads off cus they were basically demons. Then weird ghost children things started rising out the ground, so we all got on a bus, and closed the windows. But then they were getting through the air con so we turned that off and they picked up the bus and carried us away. Then they were chasing me up a hill, and one of the little boy ghosts made a deal that they would let me go back if I agreed to go on an egg hunt. So I said yes if I could take back the stuff they’d stolen which was basically loads of old Disney videos.
I had a weird dream that some Koreans had moved into our house so me and Joe had to live somewhere else and we ended up in this cornfield somewhere. And then Jake was having a party and we forgot to bring any alcohol or weed, so we went to the Korean restaurant that they had built in our old house but it was full of dementors and it was real scary. Then I was Dizzy Rascal and I was headlining Radio 1’s big weekend and they kept trying to get me to sing but I’d forgotten the words so I just sang Example.
I dreamt that I had to marry Lizzie McGuire because I’d got her pregnant and everyone was putting Christmas lights on all the trees and then I was just reading Kerrang. And something else happened at the start but I can’t even remember :(
I was going to the cinema to see Harry Potter with these two guys who were sort of chavs and their bulldog kept running out on these ledges in a multi story car park and I had to save him. And I was really scared. Then they turned into Oli and Tom Sykes and we went to the cinema but instead it was a place training us to go to the moon. Which I didn’t really want to do, so I left and then I was in a cage with Jim Carrey and some other people. But I escaped and went to Liverpool and when it was night time there was this giant message in the sky that made up the bat signal, and this lady was selling comics so I bought them. And Ms James was there being all annoying, so I went back to Jim Carrey but we were running through all these houses like something was chasing us. And then we got back to the cages and Bo was in one DJing with some people and they were listening to the Tron: Legacy soundtrack.
And then something happened in Australia but I can’t really remember.
It was the last day of school and we were just having a party in Spanish but in stead of cakes someone had brought in giant sweets. I got a giant Jaffa cake but I didn’t eat any cus I’m back on my diet and I wasn’t hungry so I was going to give some to everyone else but then I woke up.
Basically me and Frankie were leaving the cinema and then we were talking about Ffion’s birthday and ten we bumped into Ffion who lived on a street near the cinema. But then this creepy old guy started following us so we ran to Ffion’s. But then I decided to try to get him to go away, and then his creepy wife appeared, and somehow they got in the house. And then the old guy turned into Nicholas Hoult and we didn’t mind so much any more, but then they both went off to die of cancer.