I dreamt some African person turned me into a tiger and stuck me in a cage.
I dreamt that me and Joe turned ourselves into guinea pigs, and I had to do it by taking various pills over the course of a month. But I still had a human head. And I got a shitty tattoo of a unicorn on my hand. And at one point I was running around a furniture dept store away from Daniel Craig. And maybe Altaïr was there at one point.
I think I dreamt I was in Baywatch and then I was a mermaid.
Dreamt I was a vampire that was also a My Little Pony. Then I went on a cruise ship and rescued a crab who was lost.
Dreamt that I was walking around with no pants on and Patrick Stump said I had a nice bum. And pinched it. LOL. Then I was flying around.
I dreamt that Joe went a bit mental and refused to wear shoes. And was obsessed with a magical ring. And we were on the run so we hid with this other guy in Tesco that had a giant golf course in it, and this guy slept there in a tent every night. But we were basically screwing him over and we got him really drunk until he was sick. Then loads of police turned up with guns and helicopters with search lights. Me and Joe snuck out the back and they saw us but then they let us carry on. So then we were on Cheltenham high street, which had moving statues and stuff. It was kind of like Gotham.
So we got on the bus back to Joe’s house (the driver just bit my ticket to punch it) and then Joe was like ‘Phoebe can we sleep in separate beds tonight’ and he was really mental because I wouldn’t let him wear the ring. And I felt really sad because I knew it was the end. Then I woke up.
Dreamt that Dad designed me a huge back tattoo and sleeves. Haha, how realistic.
Had a weird & raunchy dream about James from Hadouken! in which he owned a Delorean.
I think I dreamt that I was gonna snort weed, but actually it was coke, that was actually cystitis cure powder. It was all weird.
I was in town with Tash and Immi, and we decided to go back to Immi’s for tea and cocktails. It got quite late and I realised that I had no way of getting home, because I wasn’t really invited to stay over. But I knew that my parents wanted me home at a certain time, and I wasn’t allowed ‘out’ that night. So I started walking.
Then for some reason I was with the Doctor (the David Tennant doctor) and we’d just saved the day or whatever, freezing monsters in time. So I asked for a lift home, and he proposed going out and getting a few drinks first. So I accepted.
The next thing I knew, we were making out in the back of my car (which was weird because he kept his eyes open), and a police car rolled up. I wound down my window and a policeman asked to see some ID. He looked kind of like Vin Diesel.
Then they were trying to arrest David Tennant, and he legged it off into the night somewhere. Then the policeman told me that he was wanted for murder of various girls, had escaped from Brasil, and that he was most likely going to stab me. He showed me a line up photo of him and he looked totally insane. They found a knife in my car and my tires had been slashed.
I was literally terrified, so I asked the policeman to drive me home. We were driving through the streets, and I could see David Tennant flitting in between houses, wearing a leather trench coat. Then the police officer told me to get in the back because he was gonna try to arrest him and get him in the car and there was a possibility he would get violent.
I think I woke up when he got in the car. It was so vivid. I thought I was going to get stabbed. When I woke up I was sleeping in a really weird position - arms above my head and my leg bent so my knee was sticking up. So that freaked me out. Then Barley was walking creeping around. And my curtains were open. So he would have been able to get me. Argh. I was thinking of getting in bed with Mum but I had to get up in like 50mins so I stuck it out.
It was like a nightmare. A proper one. That I haven’t had since I was a kid. I think it’s cos I was revising psychology and reading about serial murders.
I was so terrified.
I was on some kind of mission with Harry and Ron and Hermione. I can’t remember what we had to do, but it was really important. For some reason we were at my old house, and we realised that Voldemort was on his way. So we started to run, and I was yelling “apparate!” because then we’d be safe. But the stupid idiots were apparating, so I had to grab them and do it myself. There was also a little kid there but I can’t remember who it was. So I apparated to London, (at least I think it was London. It looked more like somewhere European because there was this sort of parthenon building with statues of horses on top) and then i tried to find an ATM to check if my EMA had come through, but we wound up in this mansion. And there were loads of sort of French renaissance looking people with the powdered faces and wigs and huge dresses and stuff. But the mansion was cursed or something. Every time I swung on the chandelier (idk how I got up there) they would get old and then young again (depending on the direction of swing). Then I realised we were actually in a doll’s house, and if you opened the curtains at the front of the house, you could see Pete Wentz looking in. And for some reason this was bad because he was working for Voldemort or something. So I tried to apparate out again but I couldn’t. And then there was a house party happening, and loads of celebrities were there. And I looked up and Jared Leto (looking like he did about three years ago) was hanging to the ceiling and he climbed down. And Joe was there and I was like “JOE, LOOK! IT’S JARED LETO! This is the best dream ever!” and Joe was just like “what!”. And then I was looking out of the window with him at these giant robots (that looked a bit like the Portal ones) who were waving at us and then got beamed up somewhere. And I was like “Jared where are they going?” and he turned to me and said something really deep and meaningful but I wasn’t paying attention because I was mesmerised by his beautiful face. Then some more Voldemort shit went down and I woke up.
But being able to apparate was the coolest thing ever, and it felt so vivid and real. Oh and I had a wand at one point!
I dreamt that someone told me Jared Leto had been dead for years. And I was so upset. I would have cried if I hadn’t been in total denial.
I dreamt that I had cheated on Joe with this random guy when I was drunk or something, because we went to this shopping mall on a school trip and his house was in it. And then I told Bea, who got really angry because apparently he was her friend, or the boyfriend of a friend or something. And then she told Curtis so I decided I had to tell Joe before he heard it from someone else. But then apparently someone had already told him, so I knew that when I phoned him to tell him he would break up with me. And I was really scared and I hated myself. And then I thought I was pregnant with this guy’s child. And it was all really vivid and i thought it was the end of our relationship and i was so upset. And then I realised it was a dream (the sleeping with the guy part). And I was just like “not to worry everyone, it was a dream! :)” & I was so relieved.
It was a really bad night’s dream, I kept waking up every couple of hours.
Everyone forgot about my 18th birthday except Joe, who bought me lots of toy dinosaurs.
I had a dream that I was going out with Mitchell Davis, and I had to do a school project with Beyoncé. And the Doctor was working with that girl-man from Tokio Hotel, but in my dream he was called Alex. And I was really drunk and fell down but I thought there was a force field stopping me from hitting the ground, but actually I was just numb from the alcohol.