I dreamt some African person turned me into a tiger and stuck me in a cage.
I dreamt that me and Joe turned ourselves into guinea pigs, and I had to do it by taking various pills over the course of a month. But I still had a human head. And I got a shitty tattoo of a unicorn on my hand. And at one point I was running around a furniture dept store away from Daniel Craig. And maybe Altaïr was there at one point.
I think I dreamt I was in Baywatch and then I was a mermaid.
Dreamt I was a vampire that was also a My Little Pony. Then I went on a cruise ship and rescued a crab who was lost.
Dreamt that I was walking around with no pants on and Patrick Stump said I had a nice bum. And pinched it. LOL. Then I was flying around.
I dreamt that Joe went a bit mental and refused to wear shoes. And was obsessed with a magical ring. And we were on the run so we hid with this other guy in Tesco that had a giant golf course in it, and this guy slept there in a tent every night. But we were basically screwing him over and we got him really drunk until he was sick. Then loads of police turned up with guns and helicopters with...
Dreamt that Dad designed me a huge back tattoo and sleeves. Haha, how realistic.
Had a weird & raunchy dream about James from Hadouken! in which he owned a Delorean.
I think I dreamt that I was gonna snort weed, but actually it was coke, that was actually cystitis cure powder. It was all weird.
25/10/11 NIGHTMARE ;__;
I was in town with Tash and Immi, and we decided to go back to Immi’s for tea and cocktails. It got quite late and I realised that I had no way of getting home, because I wasn’t really invited to stay over. But I knew that my parents wanted me home at a certain time, and I wasn’t allowed ‘out’ that night. So I started walking. Then for some reason I was with the...
I was on some kind of mission with Harry and Ron and Hermione. I can’t remember what we had to do, but it was really important. For some reason we were at my old house, and we realised that Voldemort was on his way. So we started to run, and I was yelling “apparate!” because then we’d be safe. But the stupid idiots were apparating, so I had to grab them and do it myself....
I dreamt that someone told me Jared Leto had been dead for years. And I was so upset. I would have cried if I hadn’t been in total denial.
I dreamt that I had cheated on Joe with this random guy when I was drunk or something, because we went to this shopping mall on a school trip and his house was in it. And then I told Bea, who got really angry because apparently he was her friend, or the boyfriend of a friend or something. And then she told Curtis so I decided I had to tell Joe before he heard it from someone else. But then...
Everyone forgot about my 18th birthday except Joe, who bought me lots of toy dinosaurs.
I had a dream that I was going out with Mitchell Davis, and I had to do a school project with Beyoncé. And the Doctor was working with that girl-man from Tokio Hotel, but in my dream he was called Alex. And I was really drunk and fell down but I thought there was a force field stopping me from hitting the ground, but actually I was just numb from the alcohol.
Dreamt that parliament was held in a giant tree. Like where the wookies live. And I was talking to Ed Miliband and then we went on a Labour riot thing and then David Cameron made out with Cleggy. It was weird. I think there was a unicorn at some point too.
I remember that I was Harry Potter and the big fight scene in Deathly Hallows was about to happen, except we were in an office block. And loads of people were arriving by bus and we were all waiting on voldemort. And when the actual fight started it was really scary because I could only remember a few spells.
A man turned up at our door with a knife and my Grandma answered and he was asking for £900. I say asking - I mean he’d kill us if we didn’t. And then Grandma called him a little mouse and he got really offended, and we just ended up chatting to him whilst trying to find the money. And in another bit, we were floating hundreds of metres off the ground and then we fell onto the roof...
A lot happened that I can’t really remember but I had a hose fight with BMTH and there was a creepy mansion that we had to free people from, and at one point I was in the TARDIS with the Doctor and some victorian people but the Doctor had a Scottish accent and his hair was very unkempt.
I had a pet monkey. Well it was like a cross between a monkey and a mouse and a rabbit and it was really cute and I fed it rice. And we moved to Kent. And I got drunk.
It was someone’s birthday so we were having a massive party at school and the queen was there and she ate loads of cake and me and Callum didn’t really get any because she ate most of it. I might have dreamt this because it’s Kate’s birthday and it’s also the Queen’s birthday in New Zealand or somewhere.
Pretty sure I dreamt that I wasn’t on study leave and I was just refusing to go to school.
I went to New York with Noel Fielding.
I dreamt that Joe moved house to down south and everything in his house was purple. And then I was cleaning out a barn and I got a massive creme egg as a reward. And then we were basically creating this village place, and we’d built it all on stilts so that when the flood came we wouldn’t get washed away. And everyone from Lost was there. But then weird stuff started to happen, cus...
I had a weird dream that some Koreans had moved into our house so me and Joe had to live somewhere else and we ended up in this cornfield somewhere. And then Jake was having a party and we forgot to bring any alcohol or weed, so we went to the Korean restaurant that they had built in our old house but it was full of dementors and it was real scary. Then I was Dizzy Rascal and I was headlining...
I dreamt that I had to marry Lizzie McGuire because I’d got her pregnant and everyone was putting Christmas lights on all the trees and then I was just reading Kerrang. And something else happened at the start but I can’t even remember :(
I was going to the cinema to see Harry Potter with these two guys who were sort of chavs and their bulldog kept running out on these ledges in a multi story car park and I had to save him. And I was really scared. Then they turned into Oli and Tom Sykes and we went to the cinema but instead it was a place training us to go to the moon. Which I didn’t really want to do, so I left and then I...
It was the last day of school and we were just having a party in Spanish but in stead of cakes someone had brought in giant sweets. I got a giant Jaffa cake but I didn’t eat any cus I’m back on my diet and I wasn’t hungry so I was going to give some to everyone else but then I woke up.
Basically me and Frankie were leaving the cinema and then we were talking about Ffion’s birthday and ten we bumped into Ffion who lived on a street near the cinema. But then this creepy old guy started following us so we ran to Ffion’s. But then I decided to try to get him to go away, and then his creepy wife appeared, and somehow they got in the house. And then the old guy turned into...
I was flying in a cardboard box over the motorway and then I landed in a field of tomatoes, and some of them had my name on them.
Just had a nap and my dream was pretty amazing.
All I can really remember is that I was at Frankie’s house but she was in bed (and she had my duvet haha, idk why) and then I was like ‘oh no, I dent wanna wale you up!’ and she was like what is going on? But I couldn’t tell if it was a dream or not so I was like, feeling the texture of my duvet and I could tell it was a dream. So I decided to leave and just as I was...
I dreamt that me and my mum and my sister were on the run from something, and we were staying in a really cheap hotel. And me and my sister were just doing headstands or whatever. And then I was Lady Gaga and this kid from my school pushed me out of a helicopter but it was fine because I had a parachute. And I landed in a park (but I was me again) and Charlotte had pitched up a little tent because...
I don’t remember all of my dream but there were definitely sharks and voldemort involved. Because we were with this girl that he was trying to kill so he kept popping up, and it was really scary because he looked more like the Red Skull in a cape than actual voldemort. And I was Batman but I had superpowers. And then we somehow defeated voldemort which meant we were in an alternate...